'Hidden 3D', a Horror Flick That Hides its Sensible.

There are films that would make you grunt; and there is no disagreeing to that, a lot of films are just messy here and there. There are films that make you think it's worth--but it's not. 'Hidden 3D' is our evidence to that notion. A self-asserted 3D--just because mysterious bugs fly in and out of the screen--movie that hides its sensible. It is senseless and whilst the plot holes are simultaneously gaping, to build up more exasperation, as you incidentally fall into this wide open hole of senselessness, the hole is bottomless--and in your flight downwards, there is nothing to smirk about in that experience. The 3D gimmick might be some sort of flamboyance...just that.

Brian (Sean Clement) is the son of Susan Carter (Dawn Ford), a mad scientist that envisions some sort of medication to somehow alter certain addictions. Susan's experiment discovered something else, of course, and to an implausible surprise, her experiment somehow, magically and/or scientifically (we really don't know folks),  spawned a swarm of 3D bees and reproduced mutated humanoids that by the way looked like possessed demonic children rather than mutants. As Susan Carter dies in her laboratory, her troubled son Brian inherited the place.

Someone from his peers yelled out "It'll be good for you", and so they went to the lab, and the movie, left without having the chance to even explain their valid motive to go there. Brian with his bros and hoes look around the plays, and its hackneyed story line eases us to intuit that something bad is going to build up. Apparently, the mutants stayed alive and now his group of peers are faced with the demonic--I mean, flesh-eating mutants. What a pity for the troop.

As you can notice, the movie, like a hot air balloon, is pierced by multiple ginormous needles and started to gape holes on it. And you know what happens to hot air balloons if they are needled right? They go down rapidly until they hit the muddy ground. But wait, it still has a chance, what if they boost up the heater, so they safely land? No. There is nothing in the movie that heats up the visuals instead of the bees or bugs or whatever they may be called which by the way isn't inviting at all.

Probably the maiming mutants and the trapped people should live to a title resembling more like: 'Hidden Idiocy in an Abandoned Lab of My Mama 3D', something like that. Sean, the supposedly "smartest" guy of the bunch, proves his idiocy, in one particular scene. His girlfriend is assaulted by the mutants and there he goes muttering a "Oh man, that sucks." OH GOD! WHATTA DIALOGUE?? This is Bull S. That is what I exactly said while witnessing that scene of tripe.

In all fairness though, they managed to pull out pulpy thrills, but a movie isn't judged on the shocks nowadays. We don't really care if you scare us for a moment, if you really don't satisfy our cravings for some decent movie, as a whole.

With lack of almost everything, 'Hidden 3D' is a misfortune as a debut feature for director Antoine Thomas (M.R.), and a disturbing movie in the worst way possible.